We're not entirely sure what we're doing, but we're pretty sure we're right
Welcome to the Unproven Methods of the Prophets of Doubt, where the boundaries of sanity and reason are pushed to their limits. Our team of experts (self-proclaimed) have developed a range of untested and unvetted methods to help you solve your problems.
Method 1: The Not-Method - Our patented not-at-all methodology for achieving nothing in particular.
Method 2: Guessing and Speculation - Because who needs actual facts when you can just make stuff up as you go along?
Method 3: Caffeine-Fueled Rambling - Our team of experts are fueled by an endless supply of coffee to keep the ideas flowing, no matter how ridiculous.